I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
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Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
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110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
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