i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
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Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
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It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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