Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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