my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
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New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
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I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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