i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
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the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
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Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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