so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
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I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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