you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
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Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
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Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
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