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  Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.

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• Don't blame your colossal failure on your wingman. He kept you from fucking the fat bitch and presented you with the opportunity to get a twofer. You can lead a horse to pussy....

  Submitted by W_T_F on Jul 9, 11 at 11:54am

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• that's your problem, not your wingmans.

  Submitted by dirtdiver on Jul 9, 11 at 2:12pm

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• Just fyi...turning down a threesome isn't magic, it's stupidity.

  Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Jul 9, 11 at 9:12pm

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• Hopefully your wingman took advantage of your mistake!

  Submitted by hacker201 on Jul 9, 11 at 3:33pm

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• Turning down a threesome isn't magic, it's a LIFE FAIL. Hope your wingman was charlie sheen because he was probably WINNING after ufuk'dup

  Submitted by Maxuhmillian on Jul 10, 11 at 7:33pm

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• You suck at life, kill yourself.

  Submitted by EMTPirate on Jul 9, 11 at 1:31pm

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• your wingman can get the girls to like you aka offer for threesome your fault if you didnt make it happen.

  Submitted by xbb2226 on Jul 10, 11 at 5:06am

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• W_T_F ur my new best frend!! all ur comments made me LOL :3

  Submitted by StJimmyGD on Jul 9, 11 at 12:26pm

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• What you don't know is that he saved you from a two guy one girl threesome. He's a good wingman.

  Submitted by ghostduece on Sep 7, 11 at 2:06am

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• dude your friend sucks

  Submitted by happymatt35 on Jul 9, 11 at 10:42pm

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• Most of you are fucking stupid. His wingman sucks because HE prolly turned down the threesome for him

  Submitted by bradleycooper619 on Jul 11, 11 at 11:00am

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  • yeah, either that or the friend wouldn't let him fuck the girls for whatever reason...either way his friend is a douche, he should've just given him a condom

    Submitted by happymatt35 on Jul 13, 11 at 4:22am

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• I'm a girl, never had a threesome, and would love to play with your wingman...

  Submitted by Afterburner on Nov 19, 11 at 4:38am

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• uber fail.

  Submitted by ledzec on Jul 9, 11 at 11:34am

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• This is completly the wingman's fault.

  Submitted by PharoahAshseti on Jul 12, 11 at 5:37pm

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• I think that's called "growing as a person". Before you know it, you'll be turning down free beer.

  Submitted by MikeRotch on Oct 23, 17 at 4:51am

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