I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
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While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
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Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
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