We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
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I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
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His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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