You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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