Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
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He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
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So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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