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  • 215 40
    Submitted by FistedSister on Jun 2, 10 at 7:45pm
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    At least he didn't just casually chuckle and say, "You become more and more like your mother everyday."

  • 194 46
    Submitted by jasboo on Jun 2, 10 at 8:37am
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    we "squirt" at you all the time, only fair for you to squirt us back once in a while.

    • 30 43
      Submitted by Imtheone on Jun 3, 10 at 6:26am
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      If you do it right I will ''squirt'' multiple times!

      • 28 35
        Submitted by jasboo on Jun 9, 10 at 3:09pm
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        i'll take that challenge...

  • 154 36
    Submitted by donkeydong on Jun 2, 10 at 8:58am
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    I bet your dad feels worse about it than you...

  • 151 34
    Submitted by novaguyinph on Jun 2, 10 at 8:07am
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    Squirters FTW!

  • 153 44
    Submitted by mordantmouth on Jun 2, 10 at 9:09am
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    Could've been worse, you could've walked in on him squirting.

  • 113 37
    Submitted by blu_id_butterfly on Jun 2, 10 at 7:20pm
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    i hope he didnt call u squirt when u were growing up.

  • 97 36
    Submitted by jediace on Jun 2, 10 at 8:16am
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    Gotta <3 squirter's.

  • 103 55
    Submitted by DeTaNgLeR on Jun 2, 10 at 9:23am
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    What's your number.

  • 97 45
    Submitted by TimMc333 on Jun 2, 10 at 8:19am
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    :/ wow, if this isn't the definition of FML I don't know what is....

  • 97 46
    Submitted by wreckem881 on Jun 2, 10 at 8:55am
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    If this happened to me ... It would be something I would never discuss with anyone

  • 91 42
    Submitted by grey on Jun 2, 10 at 10:11am
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    This is the worst thing I could ever imagine happening.

  • 99 61
    Submitted by CatSnatchFever on Jun 2, 10 at 9:36am
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    Did he bring you a towel and a cigarette? That's what good dads do for their squirter offspring.

  • 86 49
    Submitted by ryno24 on Jun 2, 10 at 8:25am
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    Hope you didn't squirt onto your dad!

  • 68 31
    Submitted by bringingsexyback on Jun 2, 10 at 11:11pm
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    2 words door lock.

  • 64 35
    Submitted by mordantmouth on Jun 2, 10 at 8:33am
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    Wow. Just wow.

  • 64 39
    Submitted by vodkadude on Jun 2, 10 at 10:25am
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    Were you alone?

  • 63 39
    Submitted by fligidyflash on Jun 2, 10 at 12:11pm
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    I love squirters! Keep it up ladies!

  • 62 45
    Submitted by aynal_creempie on Jun 2, 10 at 11:01am
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    so you really are hurtin for a squirtin?

  • 58 50
    Submitted by BondDaddy on Jun 2, 10 at 8:58am
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    You are a strange cat

  • 54 43
    Submitted by hcghmg on Jun 2, 10 at 11:00am
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    I love you

  • 52 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 10 at 12:48pm
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    I thinks is better than he walked in as you were getting a facial. Or a creampie.

  • 42 30
    Submitted by Bullfrog on Jun 3, 10 at 12:42pm
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    Holy he'll that's awsome

  • 44 34
    Submitted by damnson on Jun 2, 10 at 2:14pm
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    squirters are fun

  • 39 26
    Submitted by britney09 on Jun 3, 10 at 3:27am
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    Gross I would move out fuck it I'd emmigrate!

  • 42 36
    Submitted by jax131 on Jun 2, 10 at 11:39am
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    Hott!! Sucks for your dad though...I'm sure this fml could go both ways lol

  • 41 37
    Submitted by abcdefgHI on Jun 3, 10 at 1:15am
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    Aww poor girl, her father will never forget that.

  • 40 37
    Submitted by jbubbya on Jun 2, 10 at 8:26pm
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    I just figured out what is worse that walking in on you daughter while she's boning. Thanks.

  • 44 47
    Submitted by 51H8 on Jun 2, 10 at 4:44pm
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    Squirters are the best

  • 60 80
    Submitted by anomymouse on Jun 2, 10 at 8:19am
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    WHO WOULD ACTUALLY TEXT THIS?!?!

  • 34 40
    Submitted by Micro007 on Jun 2, 10 at 10:01pm
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    That's like... The worst thing to possibly happen.

  • 29 31
    Submitted by NakedGrandma on Jun 15, 10 at 5:51pm
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    Oh my shit is this Hagerstown?

  • 34 41
    Submitted by Rolyat22 on Jun 2, 10 at 11:01pm
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    Squirters text me. : ) Seven Zero One_Eight Seven One_Zero One Nine Two.

  • 32 40
    Submitted by superbassman on Jun 2, 10 at 3:36pm
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    Keep it up. Hoorah

  • 32 44
    Submitted by NEONDONG on Jun 4, 10 at 12:37pm
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    Love it!!! Keep it flowin!!!

  • 26 32
    Submitted by scooterdid on Jun 3, 10 at 8:07pm
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    You're making me miss my ex.

  • 26 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 10 at 9:30pm
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    Instead of changing the sheets, you havta change the mattress when she squirts. Just a FYI

  • 42 67
    Submitted by Pleasure_Pirate on Jun 2, 10 at 8:19pm
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    In Soviet Russia, you walk in on dad squirting!

  • 42 68
    Submitted by tommysalami on Jun 2, 10 at 9:59am
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    Not sure you would text this to a friend

  • 21 29
    Submitted by luckymintfriday on May 18, 11 at 11:52pm
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    @FistedSister-- so true. Haha that would have been just the cherry on top. Bad pun not intended

  • 28 45
    Submitted by TurdFerguson324 on Jun 3, 10 at 3:48am
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    @FistedSister LMMFAO !!!! That is fucking hilarious !!!! HaHa.

  • 20 30
    Submitted by Ralfikii on Jul 1, 10 at 10:53pm
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    Have to agree, big turn on when chicks squirt.

  • 22 35
    Submitted by greatnightsonly on Jun 22, 10 at 5:08am
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    Will you marry me?

  • 15 24
    Submitted by ousobe1 on Jun 27, 11 at 12:27pm
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    Can I have your number?

  • 35 64
    Submitted by SoulTaker6 on Jun 2, 10 at 11:58am
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    Hey ohhh if I was your step dad…

  • 37 68
    Submitted by guitar_boy on Jun 2, 10 at 9:32am
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    Wanna fuck?

  • 34 67
    Submitted by destructo on Jun 3, 10 at 2:04am
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    I love when chicks squirt, HUGE turn on. Also like pregnant chicks, you know, like medium pregnant.

  • 14 29
    Submitted by sofuckoffright on Oct 26, 11 at 5:19pm
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    I wish my dad didn't walk OUT when I squirt!

  • 54 148
    Submitted by niceman on Jun 2, 10 at 12:16pm
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    Trust me, he was waiting outside the door, stroking his dick, timed it just right and walked in at just the right moment.

  • 28 109
    Submitted by tazz36 on Jun 2, 10 at 10:22am
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    Female? Why is ur dad just walking in on u? Male? He was probably watching from the door lol

    • 23 18
      Submitted by Chuck_Blaeser on Jul 8, 10 at 12:49pm
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      Did you seriously just question whether the person who posted this text is a male?

  • 33 198
    Submitted by Pengz on Jun 2, 10 at 8:04am
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    First