didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
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The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
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Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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