is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
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Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
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Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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