No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
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Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
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the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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