South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
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I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
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"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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