i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
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And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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