the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
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This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
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Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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