she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
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I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
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I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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