Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
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Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
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Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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