I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
can u get pink eye on your cock?
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I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
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you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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