I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
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he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
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It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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