i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
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That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
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When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
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