I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
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As long as you didn't do it while running up the steps of the Philadelphia Art Museum.
Sex. You're doing it wrong.
It's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane.
That is just sad.
Kid, get out of your parents basement.
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