I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
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no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
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I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
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