Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
She's JV to your varsity
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
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go home
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Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
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We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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