I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
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She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
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Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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