does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
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I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
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it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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