i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
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Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
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That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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