How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
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I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
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I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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