Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
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whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
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i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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