Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
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Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
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passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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