I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
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Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
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I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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