Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
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He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
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My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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