I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
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This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
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I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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