quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
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someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
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Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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