what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
Randomize