It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
she pinky promised me she was 18
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
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Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
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rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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