Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
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I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
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I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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