Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
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We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
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I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
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