Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
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...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
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I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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