he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
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our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
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She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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