Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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