i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
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Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
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So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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