We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
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That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Bang-toberfest begins!!
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
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I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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