the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
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Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
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whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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