i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
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It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
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Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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