Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
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Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
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I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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