But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
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All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
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you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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